by Pat Godwin (Pat Godwin)
I am a true man of the world
I stand here with my flag unfurled
I’m a gorgeous melting pot of humanity
But, one psychical flaw is such a blow to my vanity
I have a cute English nose
Like the Swedes, I’m the leanest
I have huge Austrian pecs
But a Greek statue penis
I'm hung like ancient art
That's what came between us
You liked my Roman hands
But, not my Greek statue penis
I’m no Norse god
Neither grower nor shower
I have a pint-size package
Like that javelin thrower
Go ahead take a peek
At my tiny little Greek physique
I have a strong Irish liver
And a Japanese-like genius
A big American gut
And a Greek statue penis
Salty, Brazilian nuts
And a Greek statue penis
I have a Greek Physique